Sunday 19 March 2017

The Husband


I'd like to introduce you to my new (stage) husband, Lars.  He's a younger man, who my alter ego, Paige, met at a fabulous party thrown by her rich uncle. A cynic might suggest that Lars married Paige for her money.

There are marital tensions here in spades that throughout the course of dinner, lead to an undignified tussle and some vitriolic mud slinging. Don't be fooled by the 'cool' exterior of Lars Janssen.  As smiling host, Lars is lecturing and leching his way through three courses, serving up barbed comments to his wife, with a caustic, 'my love', tagged on the end.  



Rest assured that Paige will give as good as she gets; she's had years of practice when it comes to sparring with Lars.  They are a truly awful couple who are battling it out until the very bitter end.  Angie and Den Watts' marriage looks positively blissful compared to these two.

Vital Stats


Name: Lars Janssen
Favourite Book: His own
Favourite hobby: Talking about his book
Favourite word: 'Cool'
Favourite Person: Anyone but his wife
Secrets?: Something nasty hidden in his desk


Don't forget you can buy tickets to see the full three courses of dinner here or by following the link below.

Tickets for Dinner









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